Iif your reading this ur gay

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Male leadership.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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