knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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