- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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