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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

whats green and lives in the water

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

I am dyslexic

i hate non minorities!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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