- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

a blind man walks into a wall

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

black people swimming

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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