- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

White NBA players.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

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