Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

why was the cat black it was a black cat

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

the NAACP

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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