- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

White NBA players.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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