- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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