What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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