- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Why did the man die? He was old.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

This is not a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

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