- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

cancer

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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