Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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