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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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