- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Knock knock It's open, come in

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What is both bold and brash? Fox

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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