An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

I literally died laughing

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Waseem is a hard worker.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

I don't believe in giraffes.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Anti Joke

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