Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

Connor is homosexuaI

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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