What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

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1+2 = 6

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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