- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

a. why? b. because

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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