Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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SHUT UP JP

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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