Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

That is so fetch

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

SHUT UP JP

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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