What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Anti Joke

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