Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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