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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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