- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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