- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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