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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

you give like i give lomain

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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