- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

a man makes a bad joke

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

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