- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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This is not a joke.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What's the new green? Green

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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