A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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