roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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