- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

A black student graduated High School

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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