The duck didn't cross the road.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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