- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

White NBA players.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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