- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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