- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

You were born.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What would u like to drink?

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Knock knock! Just kidding.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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