- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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