- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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