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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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