A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why? Why not?

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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a blind man walks into a wall

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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