Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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How do you treat lice Avoid getting them

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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i committed murder

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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penis in the camel

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