Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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800 people died last year. end of story

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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