- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

Women's rights

What's red and funny? The holocaust

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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