- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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