Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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