oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

cool

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Please Rape William Wright

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

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