why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What's just not right? Left

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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