What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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