- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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