"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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