- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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