- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

I'm HIV positive.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

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