- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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