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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why did the man die? he was shot

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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