- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

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