Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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