- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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