- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

10inch nice

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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