- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Your big dick.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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