- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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