Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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black chicken. kfc

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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