- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

Connor is homosexuaI

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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