- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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