- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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