- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

I went to work today....

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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